At Bound Beverages in Warrington, we’re always bringing in new ready-to-drink cocktails that make life easier when you want something refreshing without mixing your own drink. One brand that’s been getting a lot of attention lately is Not Pizza Drinks — a line of canned vodka cocktails that are easy to grab, chill, and enjoy.
If you’ve been curious about these cans and are wondering what they actually taste like, this Not Pizza Vodka review will break down the flavors, the style of the drinks, and where you can find them locally.
And if you’re looking to buy Not Pizza Drinks, stop by our store at 308 Easton Road, Warrington, PA!
Not Pizza Vodka Review
Not Pizza Drinks are ready-to-drink vodka cocktails, often called RTDs. These beverages come pre-mixed in cans, meaning you don’t need to measure vodka or add mixers. You simply chill the can and enjoy.
This category of beverages has grown quickly because of its convenience. Instead of making cocktails at home, RTDs give you a consistent drink that’s easy to bring to gatherings, tailgates, beach trips, or casual nights with friends.
Not Pizza Drinks follow that same concept. The lineup includes lighter canned drinks around 5% ABV, which makes them similar in strength to many hard seltzers, as well as stronger cocktail-style options around 12.5% ABV.
From what we’ve seen at our store, customers tend to pick these up when they want something different from beer or seltzer but still want the convenience of a canned drink. They’re easy, flavorful, and designed for casual drinking occasions.
What Are the Flavors of Not Pizza Drinks?
At Bound Beverages, we currently carry several flavors of Not Pizza Drinks. Like many ready-to-drink cocktails, the exact lineup can change depending on distributor availability, so we always recommend checking our New Arrivals page or contacting us to see if a particular flavor is currently in stock.
These are the Not Pizza drinks we typically carry.
Not Pizza Vodka RTD Berry Crush – 5% ABV
Berry Crush offers a fruit-forward flavor profile and falls into the lighter RTD category. It’s designed to be refreshing and easy drinking, especially when served cold.
Not Pizza Vodka RTD Orange Crush – 5% ABV
This drink takes inspiration from the classic orange crush cocktail. It combines citrus flavor with vodka in a ready-to-drink format that works well for warm weather or casual gatherings.
Not Pizza Vodka RTD Lemonade – 5% ABV
Vodka lemonade is a simple and familiar combination, and this canned version keeps things easy and refreshing. It’s crisp, citrusy, and a good option for anyone who enjoys lighter vodka drinks.
Not Pizza Vodka RTD Iced Tea – 5% ABV
The iced tea version blends tea flavor with vodka in a light, easy-drinking style. It’s a straightforward option for people who enjoy tea-based cocktails.
Not Pizza Vodka RTD Margarita – 12.5% ABV
The Margarita version is stronger than the seltzer-style drinks in the lineup. At 12.5% ABV, it’s closer to a full cocktail in a can and designed for people who want a ready-to-drink margarita experience without mixing ingredients.
Not Pizza Vodka RTD Espresso Martini – 12.5% ABV
Espresso martinis have become extremely popular in recent years, and this canned version brings together vodka and coffee flavors in a ready-to-drink cocktail format.
Not Pizza Vodka RTD Variety Pack – 5% ABV
The variety pack allows you to try multiple flavors in one purchase. These typically include several of the 5% ABV options so customers can sample different styles.
Because we receive new arrivals every week, availability can change quickly. If you’re looking for a specific Not Pizza flavor, the easiest way to check is to visit our New Arrivals page or contact us directly to see what we currently have.
Not Pizza Vodka Drink Where to Buy
If you’re searching online for where to buy Not Pizza Vodka, you may be able to find it here at Bound Beverages in Warrington, Pennsylvania.
Our store serves customers across Bucks County and nearby areas, including:
- Warrington
- Doylestown
- Chalfont
- Jamison
- Warminster
- Hatboro
- Horsham
We specialize in bringing in a wide variety of beverages, including craft beer, ready-to-drink cocktails, and other interesting products that come through our distributors.
Because distributors send us new products regularly, availability can change week to week. That’s why we always recommend checking our New Arrivals page or contacting us directly to confirm if we currently have Not Pizza Drinks in stock.
We receive new arrivals for several products every week, and some items can sell out quickly. If you’re looking for a specific flavor, the easiest option is to call us, message us, or stop by the store.